Today I have lost 75 pounds. It has been 6 and half months since my surgery. And while you have been a steady friend of mine through the past 2 decades, I regret to inform you that I will no longer grace the sales floors of your stores. Be honest. You know our relationship has often been strained. I most often felt horrible when I was with you and I frequently bought things from you that I didn't really like just because I had to clothe myself. Well, those days are over. At 211 pounds, I no longer need to rely on you and am now, in fact, free to see other people. ;) So long my friend!
Love, Molly
YAY!!! what a wonderful relationship to break off and such a good day for it :)
ReplyDeleteMolly,
ReplyDeleteYou are nicer to her than I plan on being when I reach that poing. I'm going to tell her to kiss my smaller butt. LOL
Congrats on the 75 lb. loss. Keep up the good work.
A breakup on Valentine's day? But oh so good for you! Enjoy shopping at all the normal stores! :)
ReplyDeleteDamn that was a harsh break up on Vday!! But a really good one!
ReplyDeleteOuch! On Valentine's Day??? Cruel.... Cruel...
ReplyDeleteJust kidding - GREAT post!!
I must agree..a breakup on Valentine's Day is never good! Although in this case that is AWESOME! Congrats to you!
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